So I'm typing this as quickly as I can with a family-sized box of codeine next to me, just in case. They don't really make family-sized boxes of codeine. That wouldn't really be an appropriate marketing strategy. They should though. The first time I took it, I giggled at cheese in Tesco for approximately 15 minutes.
So I've been seeing
Admittedly, at that point, I probably shouldn't have said, "Have you ever considered a career as a dominatrix? I think they might earn more than physios."
Mental note: when someone has the wherewithal, the opportunity and quite literally the licence to cause you pain, perhaps suggesting they're a sex worker isn't the easiest route to a pain-free future. You live, you learn.