Mum's the word

Some emails make you smile.  Some make you laugh out loud.  Sometimes it's a nice surprise to hear from an old friend.  Sometimes (quite often this week) it's a confirmation from Amazon that you're well on your way to completing your Christmas shopping.  And then there are the emails that simultaneously make you feel a little bit sick and strike fear into your heart. 

I received one of these emails earlier this week.  It was from Mrs Nunn and was entitled, "Wey hey!  Time to register!"  I opened up the email.  It was just a link.  There was no context, no explanation, just the link.  Which I will now share with you.  Look away now if you're of queasy disposition:

http://www.vintagevamps.co.uk/vamps.html

Now, I'm not sure if Mrs Nunn is considering a new hobby, or if she's bored of retirement already, but please, please, if you ever see her photo on this site, do me a favour: don't tell me.