Ploggers, the mystery of the century has been solved.
As you may remember, there was an ongoing debate in our house about whether it was Mr Nunn or Mrs Nunn who abused their toothpaste privileges and squeezed from the middle of the tube.
Last week, Mr Nunn came to stay for a night by himself, as he had plans in London the next day. We are clearly better than a hotel as a) we have a grandchild for him to amuse himself with b) we accept payment by babysitting and c) we provide toothpaste...
... which was squeezed from the middle of the tube.
Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Mr Nunn is not a bottom-squeezer.
Mrs Nunn will be relieved. I would say that I am disappointed, but that sounds wrong on many levels.