First stop, questionnaire from a multiple choice list:
Q: How often do you drink alcohol?
A: On special occasions
Q: When you make scrambled eggs or omlettes, how many eggs do you use?
A: I don't eat scrambled eggs or omlettes
Q: What type of salad dressing do you use?
A: I don't use salad dressing.
Witness, if you will, Friday's food diary:
Breakfast: bacon and scrambled eggs
Lunch: parma ham and avocado salad with dressing
Dinner: Chinese takeaway and vodka and coke. There was no special occasion.
I have to itemise all this on the food diary. BUPA are going to think I'm a pathological liar. With an alcohol problem.
I've also found myself lying about the number of Malteasers I've eaten. I know I'm only cheating myself, but it feels wrong to admit I ate an entire treat sized bag for lunch. As if, if I admit it, I'll immediately succumb to diabetes / heart disease / fatness. Lying about it, however, protects me from these things.
Also, does anyone know if the raisins in a scone balance out clotted cream and jam from a health perspective?
Five portions of fruit and veg a week is OK, isn't it?
2 comments:
To answer your scone question - I considering the jam a serving of fruit, and I assume clotted cream must have the all important calcium we need to avoid osteoporosis?
Just make sure it is '5 fruits' jam.
H x
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