Holding Plog

Ploggers, fear not! I have not abandoned you. Here is a list of some of the things I have been doing over the last few weeks:

- Taking TheBloke (TM) to hospital several times

- Packing everything I own into cardboard boxes

- Trying to fit in an unusually hectic (and rather badly-timed) social life

- Moving house. For future reference, a Mini is not the best-suited vehicle for this enterprise

- Coaxing Monty Cat out from underneath the bed every time the cat across the road gives him a funny look. What a pussy. Literally.

- Dealing with Virgin Media. Watch this space for an update on Monday. It's a story.

- Playing Tetris with bedroom furniture

- Hugging furniture in Ikea. Then realising we can't buy it. Because it won't fit in the fucking Mini.

- Having no internet. Solved now. Finally.

Anecdotes you may look forward to:

- Our new neighbours. Particularly Juliet and her Very Firm Handshake.

- That's about it. Sorry.