At my age, my parents had been married for about 8 years and had a fat, unprepossessing newborn (me). I - on the other hand - have joint ownership of a fat, unprepossessing cat.
So, what advice would I give myself for my twenties, looking back?
- Remember you're getting less gorgeous every day. Go out and shag as many people as you can while your looks last.
- Don't sign up to Tiscali broadband
Actually, that's about it.
So, this evening TheBloke (TM), Monty Cat and I are travelling up to see my parents and my brother in Loughborough. And then tomorrow there will be all manner of celebrations, including a trip to Alton Towers (to prove I'm not yet a grown up) and an evening meal with my friends and family.
It will be awesome.
Now, TheBloke (TM) is out for an hour, do you reckon I've got time to shag a few more people whilst I'm still in my twenties?
1 comment:
You seem an attractive lass from your profile picture. Depending on how efficient you are with your shagging, you could probably get four, five more before the big 3-0 hits.
Happy birthday.
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