Cock-eyed

What a lovely Christmas. Good company, good food, but most importantly, a fresh stack of Mrs Nunn anecdotes, with which to regale you. Here is Snippet #1.

Mrs Nunn giggled, "Tell your grandma about your friend whose boyfriend had a very big cock."

This was - sadly - a normal conversation in the Nunn household.

"Well," I said to my grandmother, "my friend Cookie dated a guy whose penis was so huge, she described it like a baby's arm holding an apple."

My grandma laughed.

"One thing I don't understand though," Mrs Nunn said. "Shouldn't it be a baby's arm holding two apples?"

I have not been able to look at Mr Nunn the same way since.