Psycho-analysis

I think it's time for a Google Analytics update, don't you? So, what are the choice phrases people have been searching for to find my Plog? Well, here are my favourites:

• Laura Nunn timelord (every day)
• Vibrate my hamster
• Adjectival hyphenation
• "Bite her toenails"
• "Burping women"
• Hermione ticklish feet (really?)
• Dogging parks North London
• Huge dog fucked her voraciously (most of my Plogs are about this, so at least that's fair)
• My girlfriend won't take it up the arse
• Why won't she take it up the arse?
• She took it up the arse

My favourites are these last three. Especially in this order. Also, special mention must go to Erica and her Wanking Club, which as usual yield high results for me.

I think this says a lot about my readers. It's also good market research for me. Should I wish to attract a larger readership, I should probably write about the time I was in a dogging park in North London when I saw a huge dog (taking the dogging part quite literally) voraciously fucking Hermione, who had very ticklish feet. She was far too ticklish to get a pedicure, so was biting her own toenails and burping loudly.

So Laura Nunn, Timelord Extraordinaire, not enjoying this scene, harnessed the powers of compound adjectival hyphenation and went back in time to purchase her the new vibrating hamster from Ann Summers. It worked. Hermione gave one last burp and went home.

Did she take it up the arse? The rest of the story is in your hands...

I need more sleep.