- A nasty sounding rasping sound in his chest. (Purring, apparently)
- A large, hard lump under his fur. (Ribs, apparently)
- Bright red poo. (Post Office elastic band swallowed, apparently)
- Making a clip-clop sound when he walks. (Cat litter stuck to foot, apparently)
- Little pimply thing on his chest. (A nipple, apparently)
- Having a bright red bump near his anus. (His penis, apparently)
Yes, it's apparent that perhaps a career as a vet would never have been my best option. But just think how much worse it would be if Monty was a kid. Think of all the NHS time I would waste!
Though admittedly I would hope most of these wouldn't apply to children. Except maybe the elastic band. All kids eat elastic, don't they?
Maybe I should steer clear of children for the near future. Just in case.
2 comments:
Is it ok that I started reading your "apparently"'s in my head, just like Susan on Coupling would say it?
No, that's fine. I quite like Susan in Coupling, so all's good.
L x
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