Perfect pitch

Attention please, new game afoot, Ploggers!

I wish I could claim credit for inventing it, but I didn't. So there. It seems to have been invented by a chap on Twitter who you can find at by searching PsiBennett, should you wish to.

The game goes like this. Think of a film. Change one letter (only one letter mind) in the film's title and repitch it. (And if you're playing this on Twitter, tag it with #renamerepitch. But we don't need to do that here.)

Clear? Good. Go.

Here are some of my favourites:

Schindler's Lost: Schindler wanders round a pre-sat nav Germany but refuses to stop and ask for directions

The Whining: Moany thriller in which Jack Nicholson goes on and on about how he didn't want to work in a hotel anyway.

Reservoir Jogs: Gentle-paced documentary detailing some of Britain's finest scenic exercise routes

Donnie Darky: Racist drama about a troubled teen and his fascist rabbit.

Jams: Left a generation of children scared of the marmalade ailse. Spielberg at his best.

Flight Club: Brad Pitt accrues loyalty airmiles (strictly speaking, adding rather than changing a letter, but who cares, really?

About a Buoy: Hugh Grant finds himself adrift in this sea-faring adventure (doesn't work with American pronounciation of bu-i. Plus breaks the rules. But I like Hugh Grant, so it's staying)

Also, totally flouting the rules:

Twelve things I hate about you: Julia Stiles remembers two further reasons her boyfriend is a prick.

I think it is your duty as a Plogger to play along. I haven't reposted silliness that isn't my own, so if you've already posted a renamed, repitched film on Twitter, please post again in the comments here if you'd like.

Come on, it's a Bank Holiday. You know you want to. I have more. Don't make me bring them out. We might even have a bit of a competition. Best one wins some chocolate rice crispie cake. Don't say that's not a prize worth trying for.

Happy repitching!