Vote now!

Those of you who were worried, you'll be pleased to know that the sleep thing has worn off and I'm back to my usual grumpy self.

I am struggling for something to write about today. Despite the genius that appears to leak out effortlessly across the Plog, occasionally I do struggle to find a nugget with which to entertain you.

So, in a Choose Your Own Adventure-style Plog, I shall let you - the reader - decide what you'd like to hear about. Here is a shortlist:

- Last night's Simpsons Movie
- The rude Polish waitress in an Aldgate hotel bar
- My new shower fitting - and associated hilarity*

Vote now! (Is this better than Big Brother or what?) If no votes are received - via the Plog - Facebook voting counts not - then all three anecdotes will be lost forever. The shame!

* Hilarity not guaranteed.