I was shocked, SHOCKED to discover once we'd decorated our gingerbread men, that these kits are on sale to our children. A child could have done this. (See pictures) They didn't, it was us*. But the point is, Sainsbury's should not be facilitating this gingerbread obscenity.
To reiterate, these kits are on the shelf in every Sainsbury's store, available for innocent young children to see. Please write and express your disgust to Sainsbury's customer service immediately.
* When I say "us", it was pretty much exclusively me. Hazel was far too well-behaved. And TheBloke (TM) got upset as I'd already done all the cock jokes.