I am trying to write a novel. Not because I'm particularly creative or talented, but mostly because I quite fancy a day job where I don't have to get out of bed or on the tube.
So I am trying to write a novel. And I want it to be good. And I am shamelessly stealing bits of Plogs to go into it. Mostly because this increases my word count and makes me feel as though I've done more work than I actually have.
Apparently the average novel is about 100,000 words. I have written 6,000. So I'm nearly there, right?
Can I have a multi-million pound book deal now please?
1 comment:
I think you should use all the material from your blog to make up a book of short stories/life experiences... it would be hillarious!
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