Today TheBloke (TM) had to take Phoebe McCat to the vet for her kitten innoculations.
"A couple of things," said the vet. "Firstly, do not buy worming or flea medications from the supermarket - always get them from the vet."
"OK," said TheBloke (TM).
"Secondly, here is a goodie bag with some free food for your kitten."
"Excellent," said TheBloke (TM).
"And finally," continued the vet, "Phoebe is a boy."
"What?" said TheBloke (TM).
"Yes," said the vet. "Phoebe is a boy. Look. Here are his testicles." He pointed at some tiny furry mounds.
Wow. We have a boy called Phoebe. The fact its a male does at least explain the rancidness of the cat farts. So, name suggestions please? So far we have Phoebo, Phebus, The Feebster, or The Phoebinator. I think they are rubbish. It's so hard to get used to saying "he" instead of "she".
We're trying not to treat the cat any differently now we know its sex, as we don't want to reinforce gender stereotypes, though TheBloke (TM) did insist that we gave him some Action Men and guns rather than the Barbies I'd bought. He now refers to the cute kitten no longer as "sweetie pie" but "dude". He doesn't want a gay cat. Though worries that this might already be the case...
He said, "I feel so stupid. I can't believe I've been fucking a boy for the last month."
7 comments:
Colin. Or Brian.
How about Billy?
You could call him "Cappochia", which, I think, means "little penis".
The Dude, Bruce, Lawrence Dellaglio
I have a cat called Clever Bollocks. Thought it was a boy. Found out it was a girl. Too late to change the name. Clever Bollocks has stuck
BERNARD
Guess.
My mum tells me stories of her aunt who called her dog Guess, just to confuse people... "What's his name?"... "Guess"...
Thought this might be something you'd enjoy :-)
Tsaboy?
Gordon junior?
Phoe-boy = Phoebe in a brummie accent?
Stick with the Friends theme and call it Chandler? !
What made you think/who told you it was a girl?
H x
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