Katrina the Cleaner is brilliant. A brilliant, brilliant cleaner. But a little bit mad. For those of you who have seen Jack Dee's fab sitcom Lead Balloon, the following Plog might seem a bit of Magda plagiarism, but I swear this is all absolutely true.
Yesterday was Katrina's first visit since we've had Phoebe the kitten. With this in mind, TheBloke (TM) stayed in for Katrina's arrival, just to make sure she knew not to open the windows too wide in case the cat jumped out, and to make sure Katrina was OK with the cat.
"Katrina, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Katrina."
"Oh," said Katrina. "Your cat, she is very..." she paused whilst searching for the correct word. You might expect "cute", "sweet", "small", as befits a little ginger cat. "Your cat, she is very... white." White? White? No she isn't. She's a bit white, but mostly ginger.
Katrina shrugged. "I am allergic to cat."
And went about her business.
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