Pickles

Ploggers! Hello! Well, today marks an exciting event. TheBloke (TM) and I have a new kitten. She's called Pickles.

We have had her for two hours. I already have one broken lamp, TheBloke (TM) is wheezing from allergies, I nearly threw up when she did her first poo, and TheBloke (TM) is bleeding from her first claw attack.



Still, she is very sweet, and her fur matches TheBloke (TM)'s ginger eyebrows. We will be bored with her by New Year and probably drown her*.



* This is a joke. Please do not call the RSPCA.