Fool me once...

TheBloke (TM) tells me that Mrs Nunn told him he's lost weight. "Oh," I said. "Have you?"

"No," said TheBloke. "Well, I think she meant I've lost weight. She said my breasts are smaller."

Oh dear.

No April 1st would be complete, however, without Mrs Nunn trying her hand at an April Fool's joke. These are generally not very successful. (Please see previous entries.)

Today's was a lovely example of her usual genius:

"Laura?"

"Yes Mum?"

"What's that furry thing there?" she asked, pointing to a corner of the room. "Is it one of Monty's cat toys?"

I turned to look.

"APRIL FOOL!" Mrs Nunn cried gleefully.

Words fail me.