Something unheard of happened today. I will try and break it to you gently. I lost at Monopoly. Worse still, I lost not only to Erica (who I always beat at Monopoly, always - I can't believe she'd break a tradition like this at Christmas time, of all things), but I lost also to my little brother.
Obviously this has ruined Christmas. If anyone wants me, I shall be sulking in the scullery. We don't actually have a scullery, but if we did, I think it would be a fab place to sulk.
I hope this terrible news hasn't ruined your Christmas, like it has mine. Have a good one!
2 comments:
get over yourself, La Loser
BJ
Right, that's it. I was GOING to let you have the first child, as I got to do everything else first. But I've changed my mind now, and I'm off to get up the duff this evening.
Ha! I will always win, Jack. Have no fear.
PS BJ = "brother Jack" or Blow Job? Are you advertising your services? We don't mind if you're gay. We'll still love you. Just a bit less.
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